Funny/Interesting: May 2004 Archives

There are like 5 million positions in the Kama Sutra and no way you can remember them all, it’s just too much to keep in your tiny brain. But Swatch, the 80s watch people, have come up with a really easy and convenient way to remember the best Kama Sutra positions at all times. They have printed them on the face of their latest watch—and the illustrations are of little toy bunnies! Not only that, but when you touch the face of the watch the hands spin to a different set of bunnies, thus keeping your sex life from getting dull and routinized. (Who wants the same Kama Sutra position every week?) This is a great leap forward in the sex aid marketplace. I see a huge latent demand for these little beauties.

To accompany the launch of the new line of watches, Swatch has put up a huge billboard ad above the entrance to their Times Square store location. And apparently it has some pedestrians kinda scared. And why shouldn’t they be, there are huge bunnies the size of small children having wild sex on the side of a building for all to see. How rude! It gets better, the add carried the tagline, “Touch your swatch, pick your position.”

Oops. Yesterday, a party boat full of gay party goers tipped over on Lake Austin. Apparently everyone moved to one side of the boat as it was passing Hippie Hollow, the only public nude beach in Texas. The authorities say no one was killed and two people (out of 60) were injured and sent to the hospital.

All I can say is that I hope there were some sexy people on the beach yesterday.

[via the AP]