Fountain of Sludge
The chocolate fountainhead really does deserve some explanation, but frankly I don’t think I can do the story its due justice. Suffice it to say that if you were the lucky recipient of a chocolate fountain this year, I have one word for you: re-gift.

oh i love it. too true, too true. i'm glad you finally posted about our exciting new year's. waco's not so bad, though. admit it, you said yourself you had fun. and hey, who wants to watch Carson Daly one whole hour early anyway??...
I got a 'make your own homemade twinkies' kit.
That, also, falls into the regift category.