Sleepy Dwarf
For as long as I can remember it has taken an act of Congress to get me up in the morning. When I was still living at home and my mom would come in to wake me up, she would flick the light on and off several times and half-shout, “Up and at ‘em, sleepy head.” It was not cute, and it didn’t work. I still slept up until the very last possible second, and often several minutes past. Mom is the early riser in the family, but that is going to change now. Starting yesterday I am starting a new regime. Every day I am going to get up at 6:30A and go to sleep at whatever time I get sleepy. No more of this staying awake until 1A and waking up at 8:45A (maybe).
I’ll be posting regular updates because I know you are all waiting with baited breath to find out how this new plan is going.
By the way, I got the idea to do this from a post on Steven Pavlina’s blog.

As someone who has lived with you I would like to open the betting field for this actually happening. Kiss, kiss. I, however, no longer have a problem sleeping in. It's ridiculously impossible to sleep in when the sun comes up at 5. It is, on the other hand, depressingly difficult to go to bed early since the sun doesn't set until about 10:30.