Substantial

Some people just have too much free time, and I’m so glad they do because then the rest of us get to enjoy stuff like this. Essentially, one guy has calculated the weight and blood volume of the Lord Jesus based on the principle of transubstantiation.

Jesus once weighed at least 2.4 billion pounds and had 138 billion gallons of blood. At the rate Catholics and other who believe in transubstantiation are consuming him, there might not be anything left very soon. I guess it’s a good thing the world is going to end soon or we’d run out of Jesus.