Porifera

Word on the street is that Spongebob Squarepants is gay, people. This is shocking. I am shocked. Absolutely shocked. I urge everyone to destroy their Spongebob Squarepants videos and related paraphernalia, preferably by burning. You can find more information about the “insidious” character by reading this piece in the New York Times.

Seriously though, you should read the article. You will see jut how desperate some people are to find dangerous “pro-gay” themes where none exist at all — not even a teeny tiny bit.