N E W S F L A S H

Inclusion of references to and pictures of herself has prompted Katie (my lover) to view this blog. According to Miss Connor, the temptation to look at her gorgeous mug was just too much to resist, but in no way should this visit be construed as an indication that she will be back in future. The editor is happy with what he can get and hopes that she will reconsider her position at some later time.

In other Katie-related news, she was among the confederacy of dunces that attended the wrong party on Monday evening.