Disconnected

Regret the Error posted a funny retraction scenario. The December issue of Vanity Fair, edited by Graydon Carter, gave an wrong title for an editor. Regret imagines if Anna Wintour, editor of Vogue, another Conde Nast publication, found the error.

Anna Wintour: Graydon you pill! You gave Susan Train the wrong title in an article in your December issue! I want it corrected immediately! And stop printing articles about fashion or I’ll have Si revoke your Town Car privileges!

Graydon Carter: Anna (inhaling smoke) I’m sorry. I’ll have it (exhaling smoke) corrected in the next issue Can you believe Bush won the (inhaling smoke) election even after I published my book? Please don’t tell anyone I grew up in (exhaling smoke) Canada.

Anna Wintour: (already hung up)