Bye bye Supersize

For those of you who live in New York you may know that the McDonald’s here don’t have “Supersized” stuff, they have small (tiny), medium (normal), and large (freakishly huge). The large size drink for example is the size of a horse’s head. Imagine walking out of Mickey D’s with a cup so big you have to use two hands just to keep from causing a second Noachian Flood. It’s embarrassing.

Well, that is soon to be no more. McDonald’s has already begun to phase out “Supersize” fries and beverages. They say that this move is a part of their effort to streamline their menu and offer a more health conscious selection. I think it because they are sick of stupid people suing them for eating 5,000 calories a day and expecting not to gain 200 lbs. and avoid heart disease. Plus now those same people will have to buy two orders of fries to get the same amount of food. Duh!

Good luck Mickey D’s!

[via CNN] [see also McBad-for-you]